i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
My dick has a subreddit
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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