thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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