Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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