3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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