So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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