She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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