when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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