is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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