apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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