it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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