He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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