just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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