sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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