? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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