He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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