I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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