I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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