If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I think a kid would responsible me up
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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