to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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