On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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