My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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