So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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