yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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