Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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