In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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