after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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