maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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