I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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