Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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