i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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