just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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