What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
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