I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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