with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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