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We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
And then he peed in my hair
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