we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Randomize
