why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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