i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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