Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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