Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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