Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I want to fling myself into the sun
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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