The brown eye won't let me do that either.
high people should be assigned attendants
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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