bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I'm drive I can fine osifer
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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