I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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