If that was your dad, he is hot
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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