i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Randomize
