everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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