Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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