You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I am puke
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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