Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
