Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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