Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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